viernes, 5 de febrero de 2010

Comic book geek goes to the movies

What happens when an opinionated comic book geek goes to the movies, and finds a girl sporting a shirt emblazoned with a "Love actually is all around" tagline from the hit film?

-Comic book geek: I like your shirt.
-Random girl: Thanks!
-Comic book geek: But the punctuation is off...
-Random girl: What do you mean?
-Comic book geek: Well, the word actually has to be surrounded by commas. Else it doesn't make sense.
-Random girl: OK... :rolls eyes:
-Comic book geek: You don't understand: it's incorrect grammar!!!
-Random girl:: I think I will live. Get lost!
-Comic book geek: But, but, don't you get it? It's wrong! It's like writing Spider-Man without the dash. The horror!
-Random girl: You're starting to freak me out...
-Comic book geek: But this is important. Imagine if Mr. Mxyzptlk couldn't spell his name! The mind boggles!
-Random girl: Look, nutjob, leave me alone. Get away from my sight!
-Comic book geek: Like Sue Storm! Get it? Invisible Woman; get away from your sight? I so crack myself up!!!
-Random girl: What the hell is wrong with you? :censored:

::Boyfriend arrives and kicks Comic book geek's ass::

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