Internet Q&A

1. Have you cried today?
No, but I have masturbated...thrice!
2. What time did you fall asleep last night?
Sleeping is for pussies.
3. What is usually the first thing you do when you wake up?
Masturbate.
4. Do people ever spell your name wrong?
Yes, some write it quASSar.
5. Are you a good secret keeper?
Try me!
6. What's the latest you've ever woken up?
See above.
7. Name one word to describe your mom.
Virgin!
8. Name one word to describe your good friends.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
9. What is the last thing you made fun of?
This thread.
10. Would you rather spend a whole day with your mom or your dad?
Could you please include my Margaret Thatcher inflatable doll in the question!
11. What are you addicted to?
Masturbation
12. What is your favorite Disney movie?
The one with the prostitute.
13. When is the last time you vacuumed?
You can not be serious!
14. What room do you spend most of your time in in your house?
Pool.
15. What are you going to be doing five hours from now?
What else: Masturbating.
16. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like seriously unfunny gay black muslims better.
17. Did you eat a cookie today?
Nope (cockroach inside cookie jar).
18. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Music, especifically, whether the Spice Girls are the female Beatles or not.
19.Do you believe you suffer from a psychological problem?Which one?
Yes. I believe a rabbit inhabits my fridge.
20.Do you have a journal/Blog?
Blogging is for sissies. Wanna write? Write a book.
21.Last movie you saw and rate it.
The Holiday (e/pi).