Q & A (Part Deux)

Part deux.

1.What does your MSN quote mean?
Exactly what it says: Quoting is for those who can't think for themselves.
2.How many band shirts do you have?
One: Citizen Dildo's
3.What is your current problem?
My parachute ain't working...
4.If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
I would put a camera in Jesus' tomb and wait for him to wake up.
5.Ever have a near death experience?
In this incarnation? No.
6.Name a physical fault you have?
Abnormaly large penis.
7.What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head RIGHT NOW?
Right Now? "Right Now" (Van Halen).
8.Name someone with the same birthday as you:
My twin sister Brenda.
9.Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Sure. Where else could I get free vegetables!
10.What's your most recent mistake?
Fucked my GF's twin sister. Twice. (Come on, they look the same!).
11.Are you comfortable with your height?
I can dunk, what do you think?
12.What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
Whisper in my ear: "Tonight, you completed me. By the way, do you have cab money?"
13.What is your favorite smell?
My farts.
14.Do you give random hugs and kisses?
Sure. In the monastery. Them nuns are da bomb!
15.Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?
Yes (Viagra malfunction).
16.Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity)?
A modern day Paris' dilemma? We all know how that turned out. I'll better pass.
17.Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Can't afford one, but the floor ain't as cold as they say.
18.What were you doing at 11 last night?
What I do every night: Try to conquer the world (and download porn).
19.What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
Paris Hilton's new sex tape. (Or Britney Spears getting preg. Again).
20.Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
Sure. Those who think about me outnumber the losers that don't.
21.Is your self-esteem low?
See question 6 above. What do you think?